10 Step Guide To Thinking Like An MLM Lead Generation LOSER!

By Kevin Dervin

So you want to think like an MLM loser? Well it’s easy if you choose not to spend any effort becoming proficient in MLM lead generation. OK, here is my ten step guide on how to think like and become the ultimate MLM lead generation loser.

1. Make a list of your warm market… that is family, friends and co-workers. You’ll alienate yourself from all of your closest contacts because they never asked to hear about your killer opportunity.

2. Find three people who will find three people who will each find three people, etc. It makes for pretty bubble downline diagrams and continually struggling network marketers.

3. Talk to everyone who comes within three feet of you. This will not only make you an MLM loser, but may get you beat up or killed.

4. Purchase plenty of products, samples and company literature. There’s nothing better than going flat out broke by spending more than you ever make being your only customer and passing out those lame materials.

5. Get and promote a company replicated website. This is an important step because those company replicated website repel prospects way more than interest them in your opportunity.

6. Hold home parties/private business receptions. This is good for chasing off all the rest of your friends by the way. You’ll really score loser points if you don’t bother to offer them any refreshments.

7. Get on 3-way prospecting calls with your upline. There’s really nothing that can compare to giving away all of your credibility by deferring to someone else as the “expert.”

8. Drive all over town trying to bring guest to hotel opportunity meetings. Everyone you know will be jealous of how cool it is to have a home-based business where you run out three times a week.

9. Get a BIGGER “Why?” You need to set your sites on something even more unattainable when you have absolutely no plan, no marketing system and no real MLM lead generation skills.

10. Hmm, guess I only had nine steps.

Congratulations! You are now officially thinking like an MLM lead generation loser.